I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

Eugene Mirman

Release Date:

2015-10-30

Record Label:

Sub Pop Records

Disc 1 of 10
Track Number	Track Title	Track Length
1	Introduction, A Gift From Derrick	3:32
2	Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow	5:01
3	Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW	1:56
4	Ask A Pastor	3:03
5	Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center	3:05
6	A LinkedIn Profile	2:40
7	The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe	5:48
8	Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine	3:50
9	Contacting Celebrities On Facebook	4:19
10	Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH	7:59
11	Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods	2:30
12	I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage	7:06

Disc 2 of 10
Track Number	Track Title	Track Length
1	Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable	3:22
2	The Body	2:26
3	Feet & Legs	1:56
4	Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo	2:54
5	Heart	2:54
6	Throat, Arms & Hands	2:42
7	Head	1:52
8	Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax	3:15

Disc 3 of 10
Track Number	Track Title	Track Length
1	Introduction	0:17
2	Horse	0:04
3	Horse Galloping	0:08
4	Horse III	0:08
5	Duck	0:05
6	Duck II	0:09
7	Dog	0:05
8	Cat	0:07
9	Cat Purring	0:09
10	Cat Asking For Directions	0:09
11	Two Sheep Arguing	0:11
12	Mice Making Fried Rice	0:07
13	Bear	0:05
14	Wolf	0:08
15	Fox Embarrassed About His Boner	0:08
16	Giraffe Sleeping	0:09
17	Turtle	0:05
18	Turtle II	0:09
19	Chicken Prostitue Haggling	0:14
20	Shark	0:05
21	Toilet Flushing	0:08
22	Blender	0:08
23	Automatic Door Opening	0:06
24	Doorbell	0:05
25	Alarm Clock	0:06
26	Frying Pan Sizzle	0:09
27	Teapot Whistle	0:09
28	Dishwasher Running	0:08
29	Telephone Ringing	0:07
30	Telephone Falling On The Ground	0:10
31	Shower Running	0:08
32	Crackling Fire	0:10
33	VCR Ejecting A Tape	0:07
34	Group Of Businessmen Agreeing	0:19
35	Baby Locked In A Dresser	0:09
36	Fart	0:04
37	Long Fart	0:07
38	Fart III	0:09
39	Little Girl Crying	0:12
40	Man Walking In Boots	0:12
41	Screaming Man	0:05
42	Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man	0:08
43	TV Audience Clapping At Food	0:11
44	Drum Circle	0:15
45	Rave	0:10
46	Last Guy At A Rave	0:10
47	Train	0:07
48	Steam Engine	0:08
49	Neon Sign	0:09
50	Motorcycle	0:08
51	Scanning An Item	0:04
52	Feeling For A Ripe Avocado	0:07
53	Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy	0:07
54	Jack-In-The-Box	0:08
55	Jigsaw Puzzle	0:07
56	Fire Truck	0:07
57	Video Game	0:05
58	Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie	0:07
59	Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For	0:11
60	Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar	0:10
61	Grand Wizard Can't Find A Sock	0:06
62	Powerful Senator	0:09
63	Powerful Senator II	0:11
64	Fighter Plane	0:07
65	Ambient Noise In An Airplane	0:12
66	Airplane Flying	0:10
67	Police Siren	0:08
68	Police Siren In Europe	0:09
69	Police Siren In Belgium	0:08
70	Gun Shot	0:04
71	Machine Gun	0:06
72	.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon	0:11
73	Gays In The Military	0:07
74	Thunder	0:06
75	Rain	0:10
76	Hurricane	0:11
77	Blizzard	0:09
78	Snowing	0:11
79	Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business	0:14
80	Computer Downloading A File	0:11
81	New Email	0:05
82	Traffic	0:12
83	Kids Playing In The Park	0:14
84	Kids Playing In The Park II	0:11
85	Spaceship Flying	0:11
86	Spaceship Crashing	0:07
87	Going To Warp Speed	0:07
88	Alien Supermarket	0:18
89	Laser Gunfire	0:11
90	Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands	0:15
91	Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower	0:09
92	Tacos	0:06
93	Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats	0:13
94	Tree Falling In A Forest	0:10
95	Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong	0:08
96	Summertime	0:08
97	People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency	0:11
98	Helicopter	0:06
99	Living Helicopter Complaining	0:11

Disc 4 of 10
Track Number	Track Title	Track Length
0	Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna	0:11
1	Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial	0:10
1	A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs	0:25
2	Marijuana	3:00
2	Elephant Having Trouble	0:10
3	One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money	0:14
3	PCP	3:00
4	Heroin	3:00
4	Telephone Calling A Toaster	0:13
5	Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question	0:15
5	Apple Cider Vinegar	3:00
6	MDMA	3:00
6	Shortwave Radio	0:12
7	Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall	0:12
7	LSD	3:00
8	Dentist Having Sex	0:08
8	Amoxicillin	3:00
9	Panda At A Hotel	0:10
9	Peyote	3:00
10	Amaretto Sour	3:00
10	Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them	0:11
11	Cat That Doesn't Mind	0:10
11	Oxycodone	3:00
12	Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky	0:09
13	Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous	0:11
14	Old Man's Penis	0:11
15	Dial Tone	0:13
16	Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom	0:13
17	Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie	0:11
18	Guy Getting A Sweet Beej	0:13
19	Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic	0:14
20	Bellhop Who Got Stung	0:08
21	LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi	0:16
22	LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise	0:10
23	Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich	0:09
24	Too Many Pieces Of Paper	0:07
25	Puddle	0:05
26	Magic Clown Using His Powers	0:13
27	Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion	0:14
28	The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better	0:11
29	Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong	0:09
30	Misogynistic Maple Trees	0:13
31	Apple Sauce Being Naughty	0:06
32	Safe Word	0:10
33	Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf	0:08
34	Cookies Being Arrested	0:11
35	Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat	0:14
36	Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World	0:12
37	Desk Covered In Hair	0:08
38	Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time	0:14
39	Boy Who Loves Hammocks	0:10
40	Dustpan	0:10
41	A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter	0:12
42	Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies	0:09
43	Yellow Line That Divides Roads	0:10
44	Smell Of A Pear	0:11
45	Group Of Wealthy Men	0:14
46	Confused Child	0:08
47	25 Rats Sleeping	0:24
48	Flowers	0:07
49	Fishing	0:05
50	Boat	0:06
51	Mizzenmast	0:06
52	Bow	0:06
53	Stern	0:06
54	Basement	0:06
55	Rainbow	0:08
56	Telescope Being Defensive	0:08
57	Larry King Being Told Important Information	0:11
58	Well	0:06
59	The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record	0:11
60	Salad	0:06
61	Little Girl Teasing A Lamp	0:10
62	Zoo With Nothing To Lose	0:09
63	Racist Stapler	0:07
64	Friendship Bracelet	0:07
65	Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir	0:08
66	Two Lost Fireflies	0:09
67	Humpback Whale	0:11
68	Elevator At The Empire State Building	0:13
69	Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis	0:10
70	Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood	0:08
71	French Kids Picking Apples	0:09
72	Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts	0:12
73	Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated	0:11
74	RomneyCare & ObamaCare	0:17
75	The Nerve Of Some People	0:05
76	Boner School	0:05
77	Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident	0:10
78	A BuzzFeed List	0:08
79	Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged	0:12
80	Fox News & MSNBC	0:15
81	Amicable Divorce	0:06
82	Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom	0:09
83	Snacks In Iraq	0:06
84	Telecommuting Cat	0:06
85	Nano-Horse	0:06
86	Hebrew Ray	0:07
87	Caldor Binge Drinking	0:11
88	Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game	0:10
89	Details	0:04
90	School Teacher Given Permission	0:12
91	High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future	0:08
92	Cheese	0:08
93	Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City	0:06
94	The Czech Republic	0:09
95	Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad	0:07
96	Hotel Bed That Is Tired	0:08
97	Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels	0:09
98	Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction	0:19

Disc 5 of 10
Track Number	Track Title	Track Length	Track Price/Buy Link
1	Crying	0:18
2	More Crying	1:32
3	Still Crying	17:52	Not available separately
4	I Simply Keep Crying	25:36	Not available separately

Disc 6 of 10
Track Number	Track Title	Track Length
1	Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook	0:36
2	Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations	1:58
3	Conversational Russian In The Workplace	2:18
4	Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings	2:39
5	Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest	3:00
6	Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces	3:00
7	Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia	2:50
8	Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia	2:39
9	Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status	3:15

Disc 7 of 10
Track Number	Track Title	Track Length
1	Enter The Fuckscape	3:08
2	Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner	3:20
3	I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor	3:32
4	I Thought I Was The Pancake Man	3:46
5	You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter	8:19

Disc 8 of 10
Track Number	Track Title	Track Length
1	Intro To Ringtones	0:28
2	Phone Call	0:08
3	Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate	0:07
4	Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo	0:11
5	Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp	0:09
6	Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle	0:08
7	Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada	0:11
8	Phone Is Ringing	0:10
9	Friend	0:08
10	Love	0:13
11	Spicy Fish	0:13
12	Mother Calling	0:07
13	Father Calling	0:05
14	Mother 2	0:07
15	Father 2	0:06
16	Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da	0:10
17	Aaaaaaaa	0:05
18	Wife Calling	0:11
19	Husband Calling	0:10
20	Someone Is Calling	0:12
21	Fuckface Calling	0:08
22	Acquaintance	0:06
23	Unnnnnn	0:16
24	Auauauauauauau	0:10
25	Wouowowoooouuuooo	0:13
26	Whistle Ring	0:08
27	Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr	0:17
28	Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr	0:10
29	Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu	0:12
30	Gwreeegwkqreu	0:11
31	Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu	0:06
32	Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!	0:08
33	Luuuuleelaaalalou!!	0:07
34	Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua	0:11
35	Answer The Phone	0:12
36	Pffrrrtttt	0:07
37	Susan Sarandon Is Calling	0:11
38	Colleague	0:06
39	Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo	0:07
40	Hey!	0:07
41	Waffles	0:05
42	Fuckbuddy	0:06
43	Piano Cleaner	0:05
44	Bryan	0:06
45	Cream Cheese	0:11
46	Rabbi	0:06
47	Priest	0:04
48	I Can't Answer The Phone	0:16
49	Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages	1:09
50	Dr. Fart	0:11
51	Sarah	0:10
52	Social Anxiety	0:09
53	The Sizzle-Maker	0:13
54	Mittens	0:13
55	Kate	0:07
56	No Answer	0:08
57	Debbie	0:17
58	Andrew	0:07
59	Phil Donahue	0:05
60	Kaitlin	0:09
61	Old Man	0:07
62	Steve	0:07
63	Lucy	0:06
64	Judy	0:07
65	Megan	0:12
66	Leave Your Name	0:08
67	Kim	0:07
68	Tim	0:12
69	Miguel	0:08
70	Sebastian	0:06
71	Penicillin Dong	0:06
72	Thong McHacky-Sack	0:07
73	Matt	0:05
74	Katie	0:08
75	Confident Balls	0:09
76	Robert	0:11
77	Mr. Shitface	0:07
78	Pile Of Sneakers	0:09
79	Pasta Nasty	0:07
80	Crème Fresh Jackson	0:09
81	I Can't Answer The Phone	0:05
82	Flitchy Woo-Woo	0:10
83	Slick Motherfucker	0:06
84	Sleepy Horse	0:11
85	Can't Come To Phone	0:13
86	Dawn	0:08
87	I Am A Doctor	0:08
88	Nick	0:10
89	Poodle	0:10
90	Hello, Mr. Cunt	0:06
91	Standard Greeting 1	0:08
92	Standard Greeting 2	0:09
93	Standard Greeting 3	0:08
94	Standard Greeting 4	0:08
95	Standard Greeting 5	0:10
96	Standard Greeting 6	0:09
97	Standard Greeting 7	0:08
98	I Can't Answer The Phone (But I Want To)	2:15

Disc 9 of 10
Track Number	Track Title	Track Length
1	Please Take Off Your Shoes	0:05
2	Don Draper Has The Flu	0:06
3	Moons Over Your Hammy	0:11
4	It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor	0:04
5	Now My Back Hurts	0:05
6	Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up	0:14
7	Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin	0:04
8	Oops	0:06
9	Sneaking Around The Zoo	0:09
10	Goodnight, Buddy	0:17
11	Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry	0:06
12	Faxed To The Wrong Number	0:13
13	Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing	0:04
14	1960's Street Fight	0:05
15	Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks	0:09
16	You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)	0:06
17	Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret	0:12
18	The Best Misunderstanding	0:05
19	Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel	0:08
20	Kindhearted Fireman	0:06
21	Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold	0:04
22	Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President	0:12
23	Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun	0:11
24	Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner	0:25
25	Goofballs Having Silly Fun	0:10
26	The Jackal Never Misses!	0:11
27	Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs	0:05
28	Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain	0:08
29	Don't Mind If I Do...	0:11
30	Round One Goes To Princess-Rump	0:08
31	Happy And Stuffed	0:07
32	Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch	0:06
33	Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp	0:08
34	Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache	0:04
35	Have We Met?	0:11
36	No, Please... After You	0:08
37	Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It	0:11
38	Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded	0:08
39	88% On Rotten Tomatoes	0:04
40	Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy	0:13
41	Two Rascals Showing Off	0:28
42	48 And Flexible	0:06
43	That Was Worth It	0:14
44	Bandits Helping Around The House	0:04
45	Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling	0:14
46	I'm The Autodidact Of Amour	0:11
47	Oh, My Wife Knows	0:10
48	That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded	0:14
49	The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law	0:06
50	Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party	0:19
51	We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland	0:05
52	Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant	0:16
53	Two Adults In A Small Space	0:11
54	Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News	0:18
55	www.thepleasuresallmine.gov	0:12
56	I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore	0:09
57	Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven	0:16
58	These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!	0:08
59	Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful	0:10
60	I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now	0:09
61	The Kindness Of Strangers	0:10
62	We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind	0:13
63	IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World	0:04
64	Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating	0:09
65	I Voted For McCain In 2000	0:11
66	New Car Smell, Old Car Feel	0:10
67	Paul Can Really Push Good	0:13
68	Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want	0:08
69	David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange	0:09
70	Doin' The Flip-A-Doo	0:05
71	Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer	0:12
72	Germaphobe Does Not Mind	0:05
73	Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise	0:10
74	Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy	0:13
75	Fart Walrus	0:10
76	French Woman Enjoying A Danish	0:07
77	No Shirt, No Shoes - Service	0:12
78	With Or Without You (Preferably With)	0:13
79	Shouts And Murmurs	0:04
80	Pilates Are Invigorating	0:12
81	I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu	0:08
82	The Last Rock Star	0:21
83	It's Noon Somewhere	0:05
84	My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago	0:17
85	Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good	0:05
86	Love Clean Up, Aisle One	0:13
87	Found Your Thing Using MapQuest	0:05
88	Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store	0:15
89	This Cheesecake Is Divine	0:04
90	Jam Session	0:16
91	Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)	0:05
92	Even Better Than An Associate Degree	0:14
93	I Went To School In The Boston Area	0:11
94	Happiness Is A Warm Dong	0:11
95	Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole	0:21
96	Call Me Dr. Stardust	0:04
97	Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze	0:24
98	Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator	0:05
99	Operation Cooch-Toot	0:17

Disc 10 of 10
Track Number	Track Title	Track Length
0	Preggo!	0:05
1	My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days	0:08
2	Sure, In There Is Fine	0:05
3	The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia	0:07
4	Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)	0:11
5	We Were Just Talking About You	0:09
6	Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford	0:09
7	Sophisticated?	0:10
8	We Deserve A Michelin Star	0:11
9	Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces	0:21
10	Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish	0:07
11	How Very Hemmingway Of You	0:04
12	Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton	0:11
13	Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation	0:15
14	Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief	0:09
15	I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?	0:13
16	Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short	0:08
17	Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?	0:14
18	Dirty Boulevard	0:04
19	Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?	0:10
20	Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird	0:10
21	The Wish-Maker Will See You Now	0:17
22	Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker	0:13
23	The Shenanigans You Requested	0:05
24	What Gusto!	0:11
25	Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)	0:07
26	Wet Hot Americano	0:15
27	A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source	0:14
28	Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit	0:09
29	A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven	0:11
30	Too Soon?	0:10
31	Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties	0:09
32	Never You Mind That	0:10
33	She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter	0:10
34	Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game	0:09
35	Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence	0:12
36	Two Gigolos, One Office Manager	0:10
37	Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting	0:10
38	It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man	0:11
39	Nothing Goes To Waste	0:19
40	My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse	0:11
41	Make Yourself At Home	0:04
42	Meet Me By The Condom Machine	0:06
43	I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours	0:13
44	Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out	0:07
45	Fire Your Dentist!	0:10
46	Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two	0:15
47	Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit	0:10
48	I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There	0:07
49	Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style	0:12
50	Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship	0:08
51	Sally's In Charge	0:10
52	Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons	0:10
53	The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"	0:05
54	It's Raining Dan	0:08
55	It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)	0:04
56	College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be	0:20
57	Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help	0:04
58	A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables	0:07
59	Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting	0:08
60	Best Friends/Next Level	0:10
61	Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real	0:05
62	Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding	0:14
63	A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure	0:04
64	So Glad That Was You Behind Me	0:07
65	An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman	0:04
66	Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude	0:11
67	Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm	0:08
68	Crammin' For The Jam Exam	0:10
69	I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk	0:09
70	You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir	0:04
71	Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers	0:14
72	You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!	0:05
73	Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer	0:10
74	I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen	0:08
75	Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other	0:10
76	They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man"	0:30
77	Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl	0:07
78	So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse	0:07
79	File Under "The Rolling Stones"	0:06
80	No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct	0:11
81	My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles	0:07
82	Two-State Solution With Benefits	0:07
83	My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position	0:10
84	Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey	0:12
85	Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning	0:06
86	So This Is Medicaid?	0:08
87	Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie	0:11
88	Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood	0:07
89	Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door	0:09
90	No Senator, I Already Have Two	0:17
91	PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder	0:07
92	Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work	0:11
93	A Real Whodunnit!	0:10
94	Horace's Compromise	0:10
95	Plutocrats Got Feelings Too	0:09

Duration:: 4:32:48

Genres:: Comedy

℗ 2015 Sub Pop Records

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